Power Rankings: Week 3
Happy Tuesday, gentlemen! With Week 4 on the way, we have some distinct leaders and some clear stragglers. The middle of the pack is deep and talented - who’s going to step up?
Ryan (3-0)
Last Week: 1st
Points galore! And it wasn’t just Allen/Diggs in Week 4. AARP-Eligible Patterson keeps getting it done, and Sutton appears to be the number one in Mile High. Weird stat of the day - when’s the last time you saw a RB rush seven times for 0 yards and a tuddy? That Mattel is so hawt right now.
Case (2-1)
Last Week: 2nd
Okay, Lamar wants his money! The WR gang will need reinforcements eventually, but how can you fault a team that’s dropped 130+ in three straight weeks? On top of that, they’re projected for 130 in Week 4. GULP.
Chet (3-0)
Last Week: 5th
Happy now, pal? Oh Romeo, Romeo, who art though Romeo? Doubs looked like a stud on Sunday. Ideally we’ll see more of Kittle in the weeks ahead, and now Alexander Mattison lurks on the bench following Dalvin’s re-dislocated shoulder. The fireman is on fire.
Kyle (2-1)
Last Week: 3rd
Saquon is BACK. Kyle Pitts MIGHT be back. As soon as Chris Godwin is back, this will be a team to be reckoned with. Hell, now even “JAMAL WILLIAMS” appears to be a temporary workhorse. Fantasy dumpster fire no more!
Bacich (2-1)
Last Week: 4th
Drop to your knees right this second, and thank your lord & savior that Montgomery is day-to-day. While you’re down there, give thanks that Deebo also retook the field after putting the entire Bay Area in cardiac arrest. Good team, lucky lucky boy!
Cole (1-2)
Last Week: 8th
This deep RB bullpen just added another stallion. Henry, Javonte, JRob, Gibson, and now Herbert. Even at 1-2, JCW has plenty of chips to play with. Christian Kirk has been walking on water, keeping this young WR corps afloat. Better days ahead.
Austin (2-1)
Last Week: 10th
Scoring has been pretty tough to come by, but we all know that it’s better to be lucky than good. It’s great to see DK and Cam Akers bounce back, especially as Carter & Penny have been stymied. Unless the winds shift, CMC and The Sun God will continue shouldering most of the weight.
Devon (1-2)
Last Week: 6th
Mulligan x 2. But I’m adding a few more strokes this time. You have to figure that Ekeler and Lenny will get things going eventually. Pittman and GWilson were quiet, but it’s reassuring to see the rook follow up with another productive week. Russ needs to get off the carousel pony and starting riding for real.
Henry (1-2)
Last Week: 7th
It might be time to put Amari Cooper in the starting lineup, ay? We all counted him out, but Brissett has been looking his way early and often. With a balanced lineup, Elijah Moore holds they key to success - because he’s done zilch with big time volume. Maybe MFer Wilson’s return under center will right the ship.
Z (1-2)
Last Week: 11th
Get the monkey off this man’s back! Pump the brakes though - this wasn’t a week to write home about. Hopefully Dalvin’s “shoulder device” allows him to suit up, otherwise they’ll be a big leak in this bucket. Same goes for Mike Thomas. I wise man once said “sometimes wins come with considerable loss”. I am that wise man.
Brad (0-3)
Last Week: 9th
If there’s one saving grace, it’s that this doesn’t look like an 0-3 roster. Between Lockett, Thielen, & Keenan - in 2019, this team is 3-0. But with the Chargers’ route-running savant still nursing a hammy, and now Swift dinged up, the groom is downstream without his 2nd & 3rd round pick. Lots of season left!
Tom (0-3)
Last Week: 12th
Let’s play the antonym game. Cat is to dog, as day is to night. Light is to dark, as good is to [ ]. That’s right - this roster! The Drake London, Breece Hall, and Dameon Piecre rookie trio is trending nicely, but the “superstar veterans” have been cosmic black holes. This team needs another L like Kyle needs another T’d Q.
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